- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Dwarf Shortage

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

autistic kids rock

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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