Who invented apple? God

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Women's Rights

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Wenis Penis

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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