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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

no really what are ur names?

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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