- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Whats 1+1? window!

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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