What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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