- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Jebron Lames.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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