NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What if I told you.....potatoe

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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