- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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