Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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