- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Guess what? You guessed it.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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