What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Tim likes girls

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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