Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

KILL WHITEY

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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