- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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