Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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