teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Women's Soccer.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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