- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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