- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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