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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

that wall over there ->

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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