- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What is older than history?

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What's your blood type? Red.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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