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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

"Knock knock" Come in!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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