- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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