What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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