- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Justin Bieber.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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