Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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