- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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