Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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I'm HIV positive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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