what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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