- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

whats black and strange a paki

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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