why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Carrot fingers

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Q

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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