I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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