- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

irish man drinking john smiths

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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