- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

the NAACP

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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