- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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