- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Bob Saget that is all

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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