What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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