- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's your blood type? Red.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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