A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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I asked her where you were.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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