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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

say it ten times fast: oh

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Julian Ha.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What is older than history?

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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