Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Please ignore this statement.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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A fat guy!

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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