How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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