- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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