What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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