- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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