if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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A seal walks into a club.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Albert your flies undone.

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A guy walks into a bar

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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