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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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