- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

So FDR walks into a bar.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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