Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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