- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

The duck didn't cross the road.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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