Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

I enjoy Popcorn

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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