Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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