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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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