- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Good afternoon.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Anti Joke

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