There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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