- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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