whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

My cat just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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