- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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