What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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