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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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