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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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