- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

I forgot what i was gonna say

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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