- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

whats green and slimy? green slim

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A jew enters a mall.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Robin, get in the batmobile

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