What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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