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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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