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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Please don't shoot me

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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