What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Balls

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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