A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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