- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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