Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Pickles are moist.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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