- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Get up Look in the mirror

have you ever had african food? neither have they

A baby seal walks into a club.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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