- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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