A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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How do you end a sentence

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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