Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

womans having rights.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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