- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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