- Anti Joke

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

9/11

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

The Princess is in another castle