- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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