Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

13 =B you just learned something

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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