- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Two women were sitting quietly.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

I C U P White stuff

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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