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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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