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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Your mother is average.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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