- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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