- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Poker face

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Ehh

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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