- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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