What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Chicken

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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