- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

How would you rule?

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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