- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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