Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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