- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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