- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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