- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Anthony sucks

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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