- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

haha Otarts was here

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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