- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Pickles are powerful

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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