Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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