- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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