There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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How do you end a sentence

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Anti Joke

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