- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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