what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Turkeys are obese

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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