- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

I'm homeless.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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