knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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